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    I thought, I'd spare you guys the shock and give you a much deserved heads up! I hope my real friends don't lose any respect for me, because I really appreciate the spirit of the OLF, and hate to violate this generousity in kindness, but as you know there's been some unpleasantness in the news lately and I think the cover is going to be blown off this, so here it is.

    My attorney and myself are calling a new conference tomorrow to anounce that I'm the real father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!

    I really hate this, it's humiliating! I'm sure you guys will forgive me and that makes it so much worse! Sorry guys!!

Billy Dean

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[QUOTE=Billy Rio T]     I thought, I'd spare you guys the shock and give you a much deserved heads up! I hope my real friends don't lose any respect for me, because I really appreciate the spirit of the OLF, and hate to violate this generousity in kindness, but as you know there's been some unpleasantness in the news lately and I think the cover is going to be blown off this, so here it is.

    My attorney and myself are calling a new conference tomorrow to anounce that I'm the real father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!

    I really hate this, it's humiliating! I'm sure you guys will forgive me and that makes it so much worse! Sorry guys!!

Billy Dean [/QUOTE]

You are hilarious you genius!


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Whew! What a relief! (Means it's not MINE!)

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I demand a recount!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh my gosh. I just laughed out loud.


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Looks to me like it's gonna take a fraternity suit to clear this up!
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[quote]Looks to me like it's gonna take a fraternity suit to clear this up![/quote]

    I used to wear one of those in college, I think they're polyester!!

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